Don't copy this guy.
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I would rather drink one of that:
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whats the price of store bought where they come from .rad14701 wrote: claimed they were gonna be able to get $300 a gallon for their faux scotch made out of corn, barley, rye, and sugar...
$10 buck a fith dosent seem so bad ive paid just under twice for suppermarket rotgut when i was younger and dumber. wouldnt touch his or said supper market rotgut again thoughmoered wrote:
I want to see who he's selling it to! especially at those prices!
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You got some inside info, little t to the p?T-Pee wrote:I'd be willing to bet the guy spent time at the local Big House as a kitchen trustee.
tp
Honestly, I think y'all are being a bit hard on this fella. He has produced a fine tutorial, pretty decent production values, very thorough explanations, and a step-by-step guide for his process.
Granted, his protocols could use a little tweeking, and those of us here on HD could upgrade his rig a little bit, materials-wise, but he says right up front, it's for folks who might not want to go through the "performance of a still and all that crazy shit". His air-cooled condenser is great for people in drought stricken areas.
I expect he is getting a little smearing with those coffee machine heaters, but he is advising a good fores/heads cut to keep the product classy. The recipe is solid. I would guess, that at least for him, it is pure T&T. Just don't tune out so fast that you miss the addition of the "16 oranges".
To a guy that just had to make Froot Loops shine, this Prison Hooch is going to be pretty hard to resist.
I'll probably scale the recipe down to hobby size, and adjust his yeast starter to my protocol.
Besides, I'm gonna need something for a sac run soon as I get my kegs together....
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Awwwww, s@%+#.MichiganCornhusker wrote: Besides, I'm gonna need something for a sac run soon as I get my kegs together....
MCH brings 20 bottles to an event when he's running a small rig... We are screwed if he goes full hobby scale...
I can see the next event, day 1: MCH day, starring prison hooch...day 2, the rest of HD...
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Ha, no worries, Shine, those glory days are probably behind me.ShineonCrazyDiamond wrote:MCH brings 20 bottles to an event when he's running a small rig...
I've rethunk the idea of hauling that much hooch around the countryside, and I no longer feel that's a good idea.
I have absolutely no desire to be makin' prison hooch, in prison! I'll not be a stickler for authenticity on this one.
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Just I little thought for those of you who are concerned about the law. Put your shine in commercial bottles of the same type of the product you have made. What cop is going to open a bottle and test the contents and then try to decide if it is genuine or not. Officer I am going to a 21st party and I have to supply the booze.
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The guy isn't a total idiot, he made a rig, it works to us its scetchy. Guys at work once made a still out of beer cans, they used it, it worked. Sounded like a good idea and design. I'm sure if he was on HD he would probably learn alot and contribute some knowlage. Just his setup is actually pretty basic and ingenious if you think of it. He explains it well and maybe given the right equipment he would make some good hooch. It does have a jail look to it though.MichiganCornhusker wrote:You got some inside info, little t to the p?T-Pee wrote:I'd be willing to bet the guy spent time at the local Big House as a kitchen trustee.
tp
Honestly, I think y'all are being a bit hard on this fella. He has produced a fine tutorial, pretty decent production values, very thorough explanations, and a step-by-step guide for his process.
Granted, his protocols could use a little tweeking, and those of us here on HD could upgrade his rig a little bit, materials-wise, but he says right up front, it's for folks who might not want to go through the "performance of a still and all that crazy shit". His air-cooled condenser is great for people in drought stricken areas.
I expect he is getting a little smearing with those coffee machine heaters, but he is advising a good fores/heads cut to keep the product classy. The recipe is solid. I would guess, that at least for him, it is pure T&T. Just don't tune out so fast that you miss the addition of the "16 oranges".
To a guy that just had to make Froot Loops shine, this Prison Hooch is going to be pretty hard to resist.
I'll probably scale the recipe down to hobby size, and adjust his yeast starter to my protocol.
Besides, I'm gonna need something for a sac run soon as I get my kegs together....
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i was kinda impressed with the plastic bag + cardboard fermenter. if the bags are food quality it means you have some pop up fermenters for when you run out of spaceaircarbonarc wrote:The guy isn't a total idiot, he made a rig, it works to us its scetchy. Guys at work once made a still out of beer cans, they used it, it worked. Sounded like a good idea and design. I'm sure if he was on HD he would probably learn alot and contribute some knowlage. Just his setup is actually pretty basic and ingenious if you think of it. He explains it well and maybe given the right equipment he would make some good hooch. It does have a jail look to it though.MichiganCornhusker wrote:You got some inside info, little t to the p?T-Pee wrote:I'd be willing to bet the guy spent time at the local Big House as a kitchen trustee.
tp
Honestly, I think y'all are being a bit hard on this fella. He has produced a fine tutorial, pretty decent production values, very thorough explanations, and a step-by-step guide for his process.
Granted, his protocols could use a little tweeking, and those of us here on HD could upgrade his rig a little bit, materials-wise, but he says right up front, it's for folks who might not want to go through the "performance of a still and all that crazy shit". His air-cooled condenser is great for people in drought stricken areas.
I expect he is getting a little smearing with those coffee machine heaters, but he is advising a good fores/heads cut to keep the product classy. The recipe is solid. I would guess, that at least for him, it is pure T&T. Just don't tune out so fast that you miss the addition of the "16 oranges".
To a guy that just had to make Froot Loops shine, this Prison Hooch is going to be pretty hard to resist.
I'll probably scale the recipe down to hobby size, and adjust his yeast starter to my protocol.
Besides, I'm gonna need something for a sac run soon as I get my kegs together....
edit* you can get up to 60 Gallon HDPE bags on amazon. thats a big pop up fermenter.
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Ship it 2 weeks prior.MichiganCornhusker wrote: I've rethunk the idea of hauling that much hooch around the countryside
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But that isn't just his fermenter and I've fermented just like that, with a single garbage bag, back in the 70's & 80's, but it's also his boiler... The whole boiling in plastic and capturing high proof alcohol in plastic bags is just plain crazy...WooTeck wrote:i was kinda impressed with the plastic bag + cardboard fermenter. if the bags are food quality it means you have some pop up fermenters for when you run out of space
edit* you can get up to 60 Gallon HDPE bags on amazon. thats a big pop up fermenter.
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Perhaps he calls his product condender a Liebag?rad14701 wrote:but it's also his boiler... The whole boiling in plastic and capturing high proof alcohol in plastic bags is just plain crazy...
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That right there. Is funny as hell. HahahahaMichiganCornhusker wrote:Perhaps he calls his product condender a Liebag?rad14701 wrote:but it's also his boiler... The whole boiling in plastic and capturing high proof alcohol in plastic bags is just plain crazy...
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I made a still once out of a 5litre stainless steel saucepan, a coil of copper tube, 2 empty 2l bottles a couple compression fittings. It worked. Was slow but turned shitty wine into shitty booze. Oh yah and we used leftover rice we microwaved with a bit of added water for mushyness for the seal.
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Hey?!?! what the hell are you trying to say here???rad14701 wrote:WooTeck wrote: The whole boiling in plastic and capturing high proof alcohol in plastic bags is just plain crazy...
Oh wait a minute, two words and not capitalized, sorry, I see it now, my bad
There appears to be an inverse relationship between tangible distilling problems and possible drinking problems...
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aircarbonarc wrote: Just his setup is actually pretty basic and ingenious if you think of it.
So by this reasoning, getting a horse to kick you in the nuts is an ingenious way of getting a vasectomy. Also using a popsicle stick and tape as a Viagra replacement.
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Now, that there is just FUNNYpfshine wrote:aircarbonarc wrote: Just his setup is actually pretty basic and ingenious if you think of it.
So by this reasoning, getting a horse to kick you in the nuts is an ingenious way of getting a vasectomy. Also using a popsicle stick and tape as a Viagra replacement.
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"Its not done fermenting, but I need some product now."
"I should get about ten gallons outta this run..."
"Put the fan on the collection bag..."
By far the winner of "the worst" I have ever seen.
"I should get about ten gallons outta this run..."
"Put the fan on the collection bag..."
By far the winner of "the worst" I have ever seen.
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Well he obviously works for the plastic lobby if he's so stoked on plastic.pfshine wrote:aircarbonarc wrote: Just his setup is actually pretty basic and ingenious if you think of it.
So by this reasoning, getting a horse to kick you in the nuts is an ingenious way of getting a vasectomy. Also using a popsicle stick and tape as a Viagra replacement.
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His next run will probably be in an old septic tank for higher yields. LMAO
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i go away for a few days come back and this thread is litterd with gold. you guys are funny.
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i am going to make sure everyone knows its the pop up fermenter that im inpressed with. if you want to make likker get your self one of them fancy stills.rad14701 wrote:But that isn't just his fermenter and I've fermented just like that, with a single garbage bag, back in the 70's & 80's, but it's also his boiler... The whole boiling in plastic and capturing high proof alcohol in plastic bags is just plain crazy...WooTeck wrote:i was kinda impressed with the plastic bag + cardboard fermenter. if the bags are food quality it means you have some pop up fermenters for when you run out of space
edit* you can get up to 60 Gallon HDPE bags on amazon. thats a big pop up fermenter.
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you are mis-quoting there bubPlaincrazy wrote:Hey?!?! what the hell are you trying to say here???rad14701 wrote:WooTeck wrote: The whole boiling in plastic and capturing high proof alcohol in plastic bags is just plain crazy...
Oh wait a minute, two words and not capitalized, sorry, I see it now, my bad
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Yep...jailhouse sh!t right there ...kept waitin on the duct tape to show up.
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Proof that there will be stilling in a post apocalyptic world, where no one will care about polyvinylkillyouall, cause you'd rather be dead anyway!
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in this post apocalyptic world where dose the electricity come from. would it not be easier to go old school use the stream for condesing and a fire for heat.kiwi Bruce wrote:Proof that there will be stilling in a post apocalyptic world, where no one will care about polyvinylkillyouall, cause you'd rather be dead anyway!
or run water turbines in the stream to heat the element and the fan
im glad we worked that one out
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Or maybe just the radio active after-glow.
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I can't believe I actually watched a video series on making "buck". That shit is nastier than a coons a$$.
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This is 24k gold!
I really want a sequel!!
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I really want a sequel!!
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He has total deniability the day before he distills and the day after.
So maybe he learnt it inside and doesn't want to go back.
So maybe he learnt it inside and doesn't want to go back.
Other people can talk about how to expand the destiny of mankind. I just want to talk about how to make whiskey. I think that what we have to say has more lasting value.
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This brings me back. Some time in the 1980's, I made my first batch of beer in a trash bag from a cheap beer kit a friend had received as a gift from an unidentified uncle. Bottled it in twist-off coke bottles, and suffered through consuming almost all of it. It was truly horrid.
Let's say over the next thirty years or so I got really good at the process.......I don't believe I've used trash bags for any fermentation-related-activity in that time.
Let's be honest - How many of you would take a sip from curiosity?
Let's say over the next thirty years or so I got really good at the process.......I don't believe I've used trash bags for any fermentation-related-activity in that time.
Let's be honest - How many of you would take a sip from curiosity?
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No sip for me, thanks!
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Well, I didn't use trash bags or a Bic pen, but the recipe makes a fine sugarhead.
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