I live you, man...

[ranger_ric]

looks like you need 4 hands REng4....

LOL Dive in the water cant get any warmer/cooler

[Rng4]

Ok. Going back for number 2. Water temp won't matter much shortly.

[Jimbo]

Ok I got a bit of a late start, got home from some shit I had to do at about 9:30, but I think its a fair bet now to add to that 0.8% list now.

In the best John Cleese voice I can summons,..... 'from now on, we shall be caaaaaalllled, the .8%'rs'

[ranger_ric]

Is that 0.8 (Zero point eight) OR
0.08 (Zero point ohh eight)

I am about point one nine... give or take..

[Jimbo]

haha, I was referring to cornhuskers pic, .7 & of the population being drunk, then he said .8, but ya thats a good point, .8% have surpassed .08%, some more ambitiously than others.

[ranger_ric]

As long as I dont cross the line in front of the moderators I can run this keyboard at 0.8, Yep ten (10) times the legal limit..
Carry On
RR

[jb-texshine]

I can't feel my toes.....

[ranger_ric]

JB,
Check google map for toes... It will tellyou where you left them, "I think"
It is possible you "wiped your hard drive" Which does affect your toes,..... However it affects your wife moore. It also affects your hard drive, which you apparantly wiped.

BTW dont wipe your hard drive in public.. Or at the Library....

Good Luck finding yore toes...

Carry On
RR

[shadylane]

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Just doin my part tonight, woo hoo!
Let's go for 0.8%!!

If only 0.8% of the population is drunk, then the other 99.2% needs to find another excuse for being stupid.

[MichiganCornhusker]

G'nite (hic) Johnboy...

[Bigbob]

We'll light it up on Saturday Jeff!!

[jb-texshine]

0.08% here I come again! Yall should really try this corn and oat uj white dog...
Jb
heres to hopeing I don't lose my toes again!

[jb-texshine]

Cooter Brown ain't got shit on me ! Ever been drunken n Cooter Brown? If so you may remember but not what you did!
GA Flatwoods
(Tired of moving!)

Thas my uncle,he taught me Evertin eh knose bouts drinkin...youse gise seed my tose????? Fuskin chupacabre! Bassadr tooskenem angin.nnn-yeah,yeah....is loaves dish plates,yu gise I'm drux.youse I loaves you guise.fuckkxxxxxssssesssessesssesen chupacabre bassad.....haha no toezzzzzzz.....er lipsps edders.

[moered]

What about hungover members? Had a little to much whiskey last night, but it was so dang tasty!

[jb-texshine]

Yeah...too much but no hangover lol. Musta learned something round here...
Jb

[Truckinbutch]

Yeah...too much but no hangover lol. Musta learned something round here...
Jb

And there lies the rub . Before you know it you are hammered and there is no next morning pentenance . That is a cross that us hobby distillers have to bear . Be strong and learn from the experience .

[Jimbo]

hammered and there is no next morning pentenance . That is a cross that us hobby distillers have to bear .

Thats a cross I dont mind bearing!

[jb-texshine]

hammered and there is no next morning pentenance . That is a cross that us hobby distillers have to bear .

Thats a cross I dont mind bearing!

Just put in 28 tee posts and realized my head wasn't pounding in rhythm with the tpost driver.....easy cross to bear.
The wife finished what was left of her rum and told me to make more ...im starting on it later...

[Jimbo]

The wife finished what was left of her rum and told me to make more ...im starting on it later...

Same here. Ive had 56 lbs of Sugardaddys Panela sitting here for months waiting for me to get to it

[jb-texshine]

I think I'm going to do dark brown sugar again because she liked it but was informed at the feed mill that yes he can get unsulphured feed molasses....they only go through 55,000 gallons every two weeks. I almost had a stroke.... He told me to bring my own buckets and lids and he would fill em up for 10$ a five gallon bucket.... Good times ahead! Keep in mind this is a bulk feed mill and I go in and get random bags of grains all the time(preservative free) just a bag of this and a bag of that. The owner laughed and offered to sell me a ibc shipping container half filled with molasses for 200$ told me that should keep me and my picky ass (no sulphur-or presevatives) horse busy for w few months at least,and he was sure I would have an easier time not havin to remove it from a container but once.....
Yeah I'm thinking he's on to me,lol.
jb

[raketemensch]

Don't panic, you have all day sober to Sunday up.

[MichiganCornhusker]

Ive had 56 lbs of Sugardaddys Panela sitting here for months waiting for me to get to it

That is some good stuff right there, Sughardaddy rules the Panela roost.
I made a large dent in my rum supply this summer!

[thecroweater]

Been drunk enough to kiss a girl on the bellybutton? Well I bin drunkerer than that

[rad14701]

Been drunk enough to kiss a girl on the bellybutton? Well I bin drunkerer than that

It used to be my now deceased friend and my quest to get every female bartender on the bar serving shots out of her navel... Chasing a runaway dribble could get interesting...

[Jimbo]

Ive had 56 lbs of Sugardaddys Panela sitting here for months waiting for me to get to it

That is some good stuff right there, Sughardaddy rules the Panela roost.
I made a large dent in my rum supply this summer!

You and me both brother. Seems like yesterday I had 3 gallons and now Im staring at my last fifth. AND I DONT EVEN DRINK THE STUFF,... much, um, ...relative to the Whiskeys and brandy things...

[ranger_ric]

Just as summer got really hot I was a braggin to my youngest son that I had 7-1/2 gallons put up. Just the other day I Went to get another quart and Lo and behold there was only 3 qts left. Who the hell been snatchin my jars??? Where could they bee? Them jars was 65%-70% a few of them on oak (that oak stuff was pretty good).
When I sober up I amma gonna start an investigation...!

[Truckinbutch]

Just as summer got really hot I was a braggin to my youngest son that I had 7-1/2 gallons put up. Just the other day I Went to get another quart and Lo and behold there was only 3 qts left. Who the hell been snatchin my jars??? Where could they bee? Them jars was 65%-70% a few of them on oak (that oak stuff was pretty good).
When I sober up I amma gonna start an investigation...!

Easy to 'splain ; you just hadn't tithed enuff to the angels . No one has ever cleared this issue up for me : Do the angels get offended if you filter their share through your liver and kidneys before you give it up ?

[ranger_ric]

Thanks TB,
There you go folks... Iffin you age your hooch on jars the angels dont get there share and they just take some jars..
I aint done no jar counting cuz 7-1/2 gallons dont count out on your fingers.. Maybe iffin I backtrack and read the forums I could see the nights they disappeared....
Aint nobody got time for that...

[Truckinbutch]

RR ,
Mill don't turn on water that's past . Look upstream to judge how much more grain you can grist .

[ranger_ric]

TB,
Got 4 galllons of low wines for a few spirit runs and 10 gal of UJ fementing away... So we will NEVER look back.....
except when SOH brings up stuff from 12 yrs ago... Ferment on Bro's...

Carry On
RR