Notable and quotable

[kiwi Bruce]

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns
is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

-Clint Eastwood

[LWTCS]

derwu :

"When I am drunk, I think about boobs".

[Swedish Pride]

easy enough for us lads to forget every now and again.

Hey gents, I'd like to remind you that not everyone on this forum is male and that some of us think that talking about women like we are machinery is offensive. That is literally objectification.

[Saltbush Bill]

Something we can think about on all forums SP

[shadylane]

Yeah , I'm not sure what the best analogy is.
Food wise it's kinda like someone swearing they can get a mailard reaction on their meat (or bread) by boiling it. The meat is cooked,,,but it ain't right.
Or something like that? Dunno?

[thecroweater]

NZChris
"charcoal wrote: ↑I produced 500ml in 14.5 mins so 2 litres per hour."
Of what?

[Boozewaves]

my funny quote collection . NZChris is in this one too

[MichiganCornhusker]

...walked down to the creek an sat on a round that won't split. Sat there in the rain an watch clouds dance on the mountains.
One of them times that is gonna be with me til I'm not.

So I'm tole

[jedneck]

...walked down to the creek an sat on a round that won't split. Sat there in the rain an watch clouds dance on the mountains.
One of them times that is gonna be with me til I'm not.

So I'm tole

Sure does sound like heaven

[still_stirrin]

From the New Distiller’s Reading Lounge:

Start with crap, end with crap. You can make bad hooch from good ingredients but you can't make good hooch from bad ingredients...

‘nuf said!

[Durhommer]

When I am drunk, I think about boobs".

[Truckinbutch]

When I am drunk, I think about boobs".

I can do that sober or drunk . I'm just a sucker for them things .

[LWTCS]

When I am drunk, I think about boobs".

I can do that sober or drunk . I'm just a sucker for them things .

Yessir.
They make me udderly helpless.

[cranky]

Ain't always easy doin the right thang the law be damned

So I'm tole

[MichiganCornhusker]

Keep to our own and act like everything is raw chicken. Stay healthy.

[Saltbush Bill]

Several years ago, I temporally didn't have a nose hair problem
After inhaling through my nose, while my mustache and beard was on fire

[cranky]

The fundamental problem that humans suffer from is that it is much easier to fool someone than to convince them they have been fooled.

[cranky]

If I have one thing to say to “newbies” it would be this.......

Do some fucking real research, use some common sense if you have any and stop pissing and moaning for fuck sake,!!!

I think I'm going to make that my tag line

[Durhommer]

I wanted a tattoo that said Adidas on my dick then I thought when I'm old it'll just say aids

[TDick]

Hey gents, I'd like to remind you that not everyone on this forum is male and that some of us think that talking about women like we are machinery is offensive. That is literally objectification.

Kind of reminded me of a recent thought.
Don't remember many, if any, members "identifying" as Ladies.
It would be interesting to hear - in a separate thread- about why they got into this "hobby" and what they feel
is the advantages/disadvatages of women in the hobby.

(I'm thinking one advantage is no one cares when you're buying yeast and sugar. )

[MichiganCornhusker]

No lazy man ever made liquor, but only an ignorant one makes his last one with the same sweat as his first.

[Bushman]

At 70 years young I can relate to this:
“ At the end of your story, you get down to the purity of it all. It’s like distilling something.”
― A.D. Posey

[kiwi Bruce]

I was stilling a couple of years before I came on HD forums, which was 2012. Back in the day I wrote everything down in code. I was going though an old "Cook Book" a few days ago.
What the hell is ...
3 chads of drissims
2 blads of shack
1 coke of fly
Was I drunk when I stilled this shit or what?

[Setsumi]

quote=NZChris post_id=7627827 user_id=46146]
Being good at making Youtubes doesn't make you a distiller any more than being a distiller means you can make good distilling Youtubes.
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excellent.
imissrad

[HomerD]

From the New Distiller’s Reading Lounge:

Start with crap, end with crap. You can make bad hooch from good ingredients but you can't make good hooch from bad ingredients...

‘nuf said!

You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit!

[jonnys_spirit]

And goat heads are good ingredients? lol...

EDIT: "Rotten Goat Heads"

[kiwi Bruce]

And goat heads are good ingredients? lol...

EDIT: "Rotten Goat Heads"

Only for Jamaican Naval Rum !

[8Ball]

The struggle is real and this rabbit hole just got interesting.8B

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.
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RED PILL! RED PILL! RED PILL! RED PILL!

[kiwi Bruce]

Thats a keeper. Sounds like it would be good with grilled barnyard pimp too.

[The Baker]

Oh.

A cock.

Geoff