I'll tackle these in no specific order:
1." 800l must be a mistake". No. I wanted to make Jamaican style rum using 1 part sugar to 2 parts molasses. Sugar is cheap, but molasses is expensive. I went looking for a cheap source for 50kg of molasses and found 500kg for $150. That's not a typo either. That's 33c a kg. Well, I wasn't going to say no, but I didn't want the drums sitting in the way, so I decided to do a big run. I bought a food grade 44gal drum for $5 and my brother gave me three empty plastic drums used for transporting olives. I just filled them all with the sugar, molasses and water mix, pitched 500gm of bakers yeast into each when they hit 20C and left them for 2 weeks. I don't drink rum. It was just a practice run for whisky. It's sitting in a barrel and will mostly get given away. I tried my first bit yesterday which is now 3 months old and has had a combination of cloves, vanilla bean, star anise and a couple of other spices sitting in it for a month. I may actually become a rum drinker
2. "I haven't a clue why you pulled a sample and boiled it off, adding water back to it to check for alcohol." & "The question we all have, apparently, is what tool are you using to determine the alcohol content...???" I'm using the same technique I used to work out when my rum wash was finished. I calculated a theoretical yield of 12% ABV for that and after two weeks calculated using the method I'm about to explain at 11% and figured I was finished. This method works if you don't know your starting abv. Let's say your wash contains 5% ABV. If I take 100ml of my wash it will contain 5ml of alcohol, but I don't know that. If I boil away 50% of my 100ml of wash then I will boil away all the alcohol and some water, leaving all the solids. When I add back 50ml of water to make it 100ml again, I've got the same density of solids as my original wash, except I've now replaced the alcohol with water. I can easily calculate the alcohol content of my wash from the change in SG. In the case of my corn wash, there was no difference, meaning I have no alcohol :-(
3. "And the saccrification rest (when you added the barley malt) should have been longer as well. This is when you do your iodine (starch) check". Beer brewing buddy is coming over for a game of tennis and bringing iodine. We'll test for starch after tennis, probably while trying the spiced rum (see point 1 above)
4. "what was your starting gravity and what is it now?" I didn't measure SG. I figured that as I had 2 row barley and was fermenting on the grain, the enzymes would continue to make sugars during the ferment period, so there wouldn't be much point. I anticipated poor conversion (but not this poor) because of 2 row barley making up only 15% of the grain bill.
5. "I suspect that your corn gelatinization rest could have been longer. Did the "porridge" get pasty and sticky, or did it get watery and soupy?" Pasty and sticky. I started with 50kg of corn in a 200l vat, but had to divide it into another vat as it expanded so much.
6. "What was the temperature when it first started to boil?" I didn't boil it. I just took it to 200F and held it there for a couple of hours. I was following the no boil recipe.
7. "211 gallons...??? That's a fair bit beyond hobby scale...!!! That leave us, or at least me, wondering what your real intentions are.." I'll be retiring in a couple of years. I like Islay style whisky, and I don't want to worry about the cost when I'm retired, so I'm planning to make enough now to see me through for 30 years. I'll just do a big batch, fill a barrel, then sell the still. The rum, cognac and so-far-unsuccessful bourbon are just training runs for the malt whisky
Thanks for all the interest.