Fathers

[Mud Mechanik]

I want to wish all of the Fathers here on HD a happy Fathers day

[pumpman]

Back at ya Mud.

[rad14701]

Ditto... Glad to still have mine at 80 years young... Perhaps one day my sons will learn to appreciate the holiday as well... My youngest son is also a father, twice over, like me, with the exception that he has daughters...

[Samohon]

Back at ya Mud and Happy Fathers Day to everyone...

[Bull Rider]

I hope you all get a chance to slow down, sip some good home made spirits, and enjoy some quality time with those you love...


sitting Bull.

[Smokehouse Shiner]

Cheers to all the Dad's out there. Even my own, the old asshole.

[Husker]

Yup,

Time to head to 'Around the Bend' steak house. Testicle Festival starts on FDay

H.

[Smokehouse Shiner]

Testicle Festival starts on FDay

H.

Testical Festival??? Gotta be Mountain Oysters.

[mash rookie]

I plan on visiting my 82 Years young Dad on fathers day and taking him a jug of my best stuff. He is healthy as hell with a full head of hair and still brilliant. He reads two - three books a week. One of the smartest and most talented people I have ever known. I stand in his shadow. I am a lucky guy. I love him deeply.

He loves good booze. He has the widest palate for alcohol I have ever seen . He loves them all and still makes liquors and wine.

Have to be home in time for my adult kids that are taking me out to dinner. I am very close to them. Life is good.

Happy Fathers day to you all.

MR

[Prairiepiss]

Back at you and the rest of you dads out there.

This year my youngests birthday in on fathers day.

[The Baker]

In Australia Fathers' Day is the first Sunday in September.

Happy Fathers' Day to those who celebrate today!!!

[Bushman]

Testicle Festival starts on FDay

H.

Testical Festival??? Gotta be Mountain Oysters.

Thanks and back at all the fathers. Smokehouse and Husker this reminds me of a cowboy poem, all of you from Virginia and the cowboy states should enjoy this one:
THE OYSTER by Baxter Black
The sign upon the cafe wall said OYSTERS: fifty cents.
"How quaint," the blue-eyed sweetheart said, with some bewildermence.
"I didn't know they served such fare out here upon the plain"?
"Oh, sure" her cowboy date replied, "We're really quite urbane."

"I would guess they're Chesapeake or Blue Point, don't you think?"
"No ma'am, they're mostly Hereford cross...and usually they're pink.
But I've been cold, so cold myself, what you say could be true
And if a man looked close enough, their points could sure be blue!"

She said, "I gather them myself out on the bay alone.
I pluck them from the murky depths and smash them with a stone!"
The cowboy winced imagining a calf with her beneath
"Me I use a pocketknife and yank them with my teeth."

"Oh my," she said, "You animal! How crude and unrefined!"
Your masculine assertiveness sends shivers up my spine!
But I prefer a butcher knife too dull to really cut.
I wedge it in on either side and crack it like a nut!

I pry them out. If they resist, sometimes I use the pliers
Or even Grandpa's pruning shears if that's what it requires!"
The hair stood on the cowboy's neck. His stomach did a whirl.
He'd never heard such grisly talk, especially from a girl!

"I like them fresh," the sweetheart said and laid her menu down
Then ordered oysters for them both when the waiter came around.
The cowboy smiled gamely, though her words stuck in his craw
But he finally fainted dead away when she said, "I'll have mine raw!"

[Smokehouse Shiner]

Good one Bushman. That made me smile this morning.

[bentstick]

hope all fathers here had a great day and you enjoyed the kids, Felt good They are all in different states and all called to wish a day. Kinda weird none at home the last one left for Louisiana 2 weeks ago.

[Kentucky shinner]

Here Here Fathers Happy fathers day.